Sunday, July 11, 2010

I haz teh smartz

Alright peeps.  This is serious business, or so sayeth the Mama.

My pawesome, fantastic, stupendous Mama has spent forevers putting in a chain link fence.  A good 65-70% of it she did all by herself!  She and Nanny finished it last weekend and Uncle Dick came over to help pull out the old fence.

I was overjoyed.

I did zoomies.

I learned quickly how to squirm under the pawesome four foot high fence.

I have tried explaining to Mama at length that I do this strictly to show my sheer graditution for this new puzzle for me.

Apparently she does not speak dog as well as I thought she did.

Now she's saying things like rebar, moats of chicken wire and ECT, the doggy version.  Please, please, PLEASE, under no circumstances, do not let your pawrents, raisers etc give her any ideas on how to keep me from the puzzle that surrounds my yard.

Begging you!
-Stellaluna the spazteroid Houdini

PS She is a dumb human and thought that walking me more would help.  BOL  I love me a good game of squiggle out of the fence.


  1. Oh Stella,

    Don't worry, my mom can't help your mom because we don't have a fence around our yard. But PLEASE try and stay inside of your yard, I don't want anything bad to happen to you.

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae

  2. You poor thing - but for us please stay in your yard - we would NOT want a car to hit you :(

  3. Oh, dear. Just don't do it, dear. There are cars out there. There are ways to get lost. There are unreliable pawple of all sorts. Stay in the yard unless you're out with a pawrent is my motto. However, my new little brother seems to be searching for weaks spots in our fortifications. No luck so far but he did almost get his head stuck in a small gap. I'm going to have to keep an eye on him, I guess.

    wags, Lola

  4. miss stellaluna,
    i know it's super tempting like, but stay inside your fence, pretty please! mama says there are lots of scary and dangerous thingies outside of the fence, and we should nevarrr evarrr go outside of it by ourselves. i don't want anythingie badsies to happen to you!
    the booker man

  5. Sometimes you just have to show off your talents. But do try and find another way to shine...please?